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CVu Journal Vol 11, #5 - Aug 1999
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Title: No Truth

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Date: 03 August 1999 13:15:32 +01:00 or Tue, 03 August 1999 13:15:32 +01:00

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There is no truth in the rumour that the following are new Windows messages that are under consideration for the planned Windows 2000 ; )

  • Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.

  • Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.

  • Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.

  • Press any key except... no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!

  • Press Ctrl-Alt-Del now for IQ test.

  • Close your eyes and press escape three times.

  • Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.

  • This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?

  • Windows message: "Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)"

  • This is a message from God Gates: "Rebooting the world. Please log off."

  • To "shut down" your system, type "WIN."

  • BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding.

  • COFFEE.SYS missing... Insert cup in cup holder and press any key.

  • CONGRESS.SYS corrupted... Re-boot Washington D.C? (Y/N)

  • File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)

  • Bad or missing mouse. Spank the cat? (Y/N)

  • Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.

  • Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)

  • WinErr 16547: LPT1 not found. Use backup. (PENCIL & PAPER.SYS)

  • User Error: Replace user.

  • Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)"

  • Welcome to Microsoft's World - Your Mortgage is Past Due...

  • If you are an artist, you should know that Bill Gates owns you and all your future creations. Doesn't it feel nice to have security?

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